Was studying in super quiet common study room and my stomach decided to let some gas out.

And it came out in a soft pooooooot..

The guy beside me wasn't listening to anything on his mp3. -_-

I know he heard it and I felt super embarrassed I wish the floor could open up and swallow me.

The thing is....

I know he's in my programming class because we were studying the same subject.

And there's only 3 Malaysians in that 30 people class. No way he doesn't know me. -_-

He did like nothing happened and I syok sendiri-ly snickered at myself.

If you go ewwwwwwwwwww after reading this, it's not like girls fart rainbows so...

I guess it's ok to poooooot once in awhile although it is certainly not something to be proud of.

Ok, I know I don't make sense.

bopian. I used too much brain for the past 5 weeks. and am still using it.

miss didi.

Junqi.. This post is for you to laugh.



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포케, 샨, 비오 이런 식으로 시작하는 이름들은 외국인 유학생인가.

이름 -> 포케* 왠지 포케몬

" I think I need an English name, so I went to google, typed in 'English Name', hit search. There were too many names and I got lazy to read each and every one so I picked 'Alfred' because it's 'A' ma, at the top of the list."

Introducing my friend Alfred...

Li V says (3:22 PM):
yeah rite oi u forgot to tell me something
khay^inn says (3:23 PM):
what ting?
Li V says (3:26 PM):
cissssss it's my bday today!!!!!!!! \
khay^inn says (3:26 PM): akakkakakakakaka
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE
Li V says (3:26 PM):
gahhhhhhhhh
khay^inn says (3:26 PM):
when's mine?
Li V says (3:26 PM): omggggggggg wait let me think

On the other side...
sue yen~~ says (3:27 PM):
lol u know it;s her bday right?
facebook pun ada
khay^inn says (3:27 PM):
i didnt know!
sue yen~~ says (3:29 PM):
so bad la u ppl haiz sadness

She got the answer anyway..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABEHHHH
I miss you lots!

khay^inn says (3:29 PM):
to compensate imma post something in my blog for u k ^^
Li V says (3:29 PM):
i wan something sweet sweeter than the lyrics u posted!


There you go.... A SWEET POST for you....!
Sweet enough bo? Not enough I can add more.... xP
<3

Love,
BFF khay inn~

Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl knocked off by
The One and Only Beruk Wee Lee Vee!!!!


Totally Certified......
Great pose beruk. ^^v

This is Korea's .... dunno la what is it called.
야구연습장 in Korean. Direct translation would be "baseball practice field".
Whatever it is. I went there with my Korean kid student(2 years younger than me) after class in Sinchon. For 500won you get 15 hits, and I hit 9 outta 15 balls equal to his score. Keng leh......!

So, I was teasing him, "야야야 우리 똑 같네! 뭐야 너 여자냐 여자냐?!"
"Ahahaha. We got the same score, you're just like a girl! A girly girl..."
and he insist on having another set. And I was like .... FINE!


I was hitting my fifth ball when it hit me like this..... WAHHHHHHH!!! I dunno how is it when people fight and get a black eye.... But hor.. if it is less painful than this ar... I rather go fight ar!!! T.T
Btw, that's 10 pitches were wasted. -_-

No kidding folks, The sign there reads 120km/hr.
What the heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly got me thinking about pantulan. As in physics' M1V1=M2V2
Or rather impulse. See.........! Me Memang destined to be one hell of a great chemical engineer nah!!!!
Okay, I'm crappy. I'm random cz I've got friends who are SUPER MORE TOTALLY RANDOM THAN ME AND U KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE TAYSUEYEN TANSHUFEN LAIWAIJANE. ETC ETC. too many d, these are those who popped into my small head.

Okay, back to topic, I need you guys to ask me "Are you ok?" Instead of asking me to play Guess-A-Sketch on facebook ganjunqi u hear me?!

Nevermind I already assumed you guys will ask me.
So, I'm totally fine, it's just that my right eye is really swollen right now. And I'm prayingggggg for it to no turn blue black since I'm so proned to blue-blacks(random again), and if it does really turn blue black Imma put the same make up on my the other eye..... smart leh!
Toldya'll I'm born smart.

Was in the shower and suddenly this memory occurred... And it got me googling for Malaysia's population

In Halong Bay, at nite on the boat when we all saw three shooting stars...
Conversation with Christian,

C : So you guys study in South Korea, doing what?
K : Engineering.
C : Cool, I'm doing Industrial Engineering, and you?
K: Chemical Engineering (hati berbunga cause I feel so cool and smart studying Engineering...) *Smirksssssssss*
C: I honestly am impressed, I mean I never thought YOU would be studying Chemical Engineering.
K: Why.....*raise a smart eyebrow* (I'm so cool!!!)

Minutes later...
C: So, what's the population in Malaysia.
K: (Shit!!!) Er...60 billion?
C: Wow, you mean you have the whole world in Malaysia then? *trying hard to stifle a laugh*
K: (Shit x3!!!) Well, I don't know that!!! Maybe you should ask my friend there *pointing at meiping* She's the smart one.... *in super indignant voice*
C: It's alright, let me make it easier for you then, how many people per square meter?
K: Um...............*totally speechless*
C: Oh, you know, like a square with one meter length at all sides........
K: *super indignant & frustrated* I KNOW what is a square meter!!!! I just don't know how many people to put in it!!!
C: Okay.....

C: So, you're gonna get a tailored made dress in Hoi Ann? There's lots to shop there, I think you would love it there... *Obviously smilling so broadly*
K: I............

Malaysia's bloody population is!!!!
27.73 million
I know!!!!!!!

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Not virus, just click lar if u feel like it

I found two super geli pics of myself...... in laiyee's facebook. - -

Spaghetti with the black eeky thing squids squirts.
Okay, I seriously look like SHIT in here.


Us in Tokyo eating sushi and I don't know what got into me.
no market d no market d.....

Sharing is Caring. Something funny to share..
Found this in friendster.

Ganjunqi in Venezia.
When she was kinda ballooned up... Muahaha.


Click on pic bellow and read the red box part.

I hope you guys understand the funny part, if you don't nevermind, just skip this post.

Ps: Since it's about you, ganjunqi, this post is dedicated to you.

Kids are so cute, they make u laugh... Seriously so cute la this two...


But if I've got one like this....

I think Imma break his/her neck.
ha.ha. just kidding.

Reminded me how tough it was for my parents to bring koko, erke and I up.
We were serious trouble! Really.
Koko with his ever-crazy-mischievous-stunts, teaming up with my erke's stinky-shocking-bad-mouth, and me, the-ever-so-lazy-&-nua.

Jeng Jeng Jeng!
List of craziest stuff from the past.
1st. Koko and erke setting a piece of land on fire, the whole place was literally burnt down.

2nd. Koko peforming magic. By switching off the main switch in the house and my poor kakak ironed and ironed the clothes when the iron is getting cooler and cooler.

3rd. three of us, pitched on the wall giggling. After hours, my mama got a phone call, we broke our neighbour's umbrella hanger into pieces.

4th. Koko and erke go lastik people's monkey. Then kene hit on the head by a malay guy.

5th. Erke asking the fish monger, "Ikan ni fresh tak?" and he replied, "Oh, Fressssssssh!~" since then, we call him "Oh fresh" even my parents, yeah. Till now.

6th. Three of us perched on the wall, Erke asked our little indian friend, "Eh Daya, what's on your head? Shit ar?!" My innovative mama rubbed chilli onto his lips.

7th. Me and erke on the kindergarden school van, we fought with kana boy-our indian friend. I squeezed half a bottle of glue onto his head. I was not even five then. Hmm.. Don't mess with me. ^^

8th. Koko killing our chicken "botak kei" by putting him at a super high place thinking maybe chickens can FLY!

9th. Me 10 years old, school drawer bursting with half-a-year-undone-homeworks.

10th. Koko with his bicycle stunts, hands off, standing on the bike down a super steep slope. God.. You were so dumb! ^^ Innovative him also tied our skateboard at the back of his bike. And I think I was the one on that skateboard..

Top ten that I can think of. I think we gave papa and mama lotsa headaches. It's good they didn't break our necks.

I seriously think I don't have to say anything more except..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH





P/s: click on pics for better view. ^^ Enjoy.

My first time playing a song on a guitar!!!... Me so proud proud proud!!!
Thanks to Didi my sifu and video editor!! and taysueyen, see, I posted the vid d. OMG

Didi taught me how to play, two chords only ma. ^^
But hor but hor... waaaaa.. my fingers.. waa.. pain nuh.. T.T
And my manicure, ruined... but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... the satisfaction of having that two chords nailed.

Excuse my specs and my overall look.. =S I know I look HIDEOUS!
I was doing maths one lor.... Super reluctant to post this in my blog but did it anyways cz my blog mar... It's a place to keep all good memories.
Hrmm.. Me no market d lahhhh after this...
And...
Excuse the super messy room. IT IS NOT MY ROOM!!
REALLY!........ akaka
and..
PLEASE... Excuse the F-words from my mouth.
I was frustrated because I can't play properly once the camera is in my face.
Really no market d.. T.T

Today, during maths class..
Lecturer: What is the longest word in the world? It starts with S.....
Me whispered: Superpositionequation (Something we learned last class.)
.....and it ends with S.
It is SmileS because it between the two 'S'-es there's a 'mile'.
The whole class went speechless.
OMG!!!! SO LAME.....


Then....
Nglaiyee turned over and whispered to me: Oh hell, your superposition sounds so like a sex position.
Lecturer: So last week we learned about the SUPERposition.........
Me went AHAHAHA...... and then cough cough to cover up. xD

p/s: The koreans seem to like my barney hair quite alot. ahahaaaa! Me still trying to get use to it.

Ms xxx:
Ei, I realized something.
Me:
Hmm, wat?
Ms xxx:
I always want lengchai lengchai but hor...at last i can't get.
So, I wanna stop demanding for any lengchai rich guy d. Then, maybe they will come to me automatically.
Me:
what....?
Ms xxx:
I always aim for handsome n rich guy!!! But I never get one!!!!!! Coz I always demand n set my requirements. Then now i wan to change d...
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the most absurd stuff I've ever heard of!
Ms xxx:
But sometimes automatically, when my friends talk about a guy I will ask them, handsome onot one. Really need to change d.
Me:
......................*collapse into fits of laughter*

Hmm, to be honest. There's not many good looking jpa scholars over here. akaka. so bad nah me hor?! akaka. Pretty girls.. mm alot loh.. Take me for example. akaka. Ok, I'm abit high today. Excuse me.... ^^v

Here's two not bad looking guys, both from BM(Big mouth) high school. Not just not bad looking lah. mm actually kinda macho too, else girls wont be crowding around taking pics with them rite?
And these are a few pics of ah kong on the left, so excited being on a tv show and acting silly.
And on the right, khek hun acting silly with his huge dick and stealing makeup right before modeling on hari muhibbah.


And they can both be so adorably cute~

Ah kong cuddling a bear, and Khek Hun sleeping with his guitar, the acoustic one he bought yesterday morning. ^^ wakakakakkakakakakaa! ^^~

sue yen says:
UR BOOBS ARE NVR GONA BE SAME SIZE OR BIGGER THAN ME!!!
hahahah
sue yen~~ says:
unless u get plastic surgery bah
hehehhe
Khay^inn says:
OMG!!!!!!!!!! so mean!!!!!!
sue yen~~ says:
HAHAHAHA!! unless u are super nice to me
i'll help u wish

Remind me again that I just said I love her 8 hours ago.....

Met up with the new juniors. LOL LOL LOL!!!!
Today super guai me didn't drink more than a glass of beer and half a cup of bitter Soju!!! he.he.
My new juniors are crazyyyyy!!!! More than half of the guys got themselves drunk in an hour's time. Hmm, kinda got the feeling that, actually guai guai ppl are more hiong at times. Hiong isn't a good thing here.
Uh, I dunno lah what's gotten into them. Drinking is supposed to be fun ba. Not plain downing all the alcohol available and after that puking on the table. -_- So super -_- uh uh uh!!

Btw, ganjunqi if u read this. You're really getting old d.
What the heck..... Sleeping in a club?! Zzzzz~
ha.ha.